That’s Why He’s The Boss

"We don't know what we're doing... part of what being a manager's all about." ~Boss

AKA Red Creme Soda

"Mommy, I want some pink coke." ~Kate

No Hair On Your Head = Naked!

"Talk about if you want to look naked... just wear a Speedo and remove your toupee!" ~Mom

When Did You Last Take A Bath?

"I always get naked before I take a bath." ~Kasey "K, I'm getting in the bathtub sometime this week with my clothes on." ~Nathan

Money Management by a 7-Year Old

"The more money I earn the more fun I have." ~Claire

Winters are Cold for the Follicularly Challenged

"He's wearing flip flops and he's bald. He's gotta be cold. Honestly, that's just not right." ~Nathan

Crisis of Identity

"I have aspects of me that are extremely female and some that are extremely male." ~Mandy

Would You Be A Teacher?

"I think I could be a high school teacher if I could belittle my students." ~Tyler

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Diet Coke

"My sister cut cold turkey. She's anorexic so she's got this crazy will power. I mean, I can't compete with an anorexic." ~Jenny (talking about quitting her diet coke habit)

Heard In The Boardroom

"Your nose hair... it's the longest piece of hair in your body... because when you pull it, it hurts down to your butt." ~Daniel