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MEEEEEAAAATTTT!

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? If you need the rules for this sometimes-weekly contest, click here: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

Last Contest’s Winner: I was going to give the win to Braden, but I decided against it. Why? Simply because he posted a short essay rather than a caption. So the PAINFUL win goes to Zedd. Why is it painful? Because of excessive use of puns. Of course, they were clever puns. Even though you didn’t make any titanium references. Regardless, you win and here’s a quick blog nod: Zedd (not his real name) had, by far, the most interesting apartment in my BYU ward junior year. This was based on: their own website, two Rob Perrys, two guys with names starting with Z, many games of Risk, clever Halloween costumes, and lots of movie nights where the choice wasn’t your typical college guy movie—who chooses to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead on a Friday night?

Now, go and post some captions about this meat-wielding hottie.

The Replacements for Tim Howard

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Last Contest’s Winner: This was a good one! There were some great captions and thank you for restoring my faith in you and posting those comments. I had to go with Braden as the winner. I mean, he used sinuous. Impressive. Also, congratulations, my friend, on your engagement. I expect some sort of recognition for the rest of my life for playing a part in setting you two up. 😀

Street Sign Found in England

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? If you need the rules for this supposed-to-be-weekly contest, click here: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

Last Contest’s Winner: Is Meredith, Janet, Braden and Lindsey, woot woot! Is that just dumb to say it was everybody? I just felt like giving the reasons why I liked each caption. Can you deal with that? Too bad. It’s my blog. Deal with it. Mom cracked me up with the idea that you could buy two Sarahs. I like being greedy. Janet apparently wanted to return the one Sarah. Or at least have the opportunity to if the size didn’t fit. Sounded like she’d be a good candidate to adopt a Russian. And then there was Braden who cleverly referenced Mary Poppins and her bag hopping tendencies. Of course that would have started in her childhood. And last, Lindsey presented a situation where a little toddler was calling for a cab. Ha! Good one.

Happy Knee!

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Last Contest’s Winner: It’s NOT Braden because he called my nephew a girl. Boo. Winner is Janet with her Back to the Future comment, great! What does she get for winning? To meet me for lunch tomorrow, what a lucky duck.

He’s Got Gorgeous Hair!

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? If you need the rules for this supposed-to-be-weekly contest, click here: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

Last Contest’s Winner: Tie. How lame is that? Seriously. But, we had a caption about heaven and a caption referencing God in Genesis. Who knew driving home from Park City would be such a spiritual experience in the eyes of Braden and Janet? And I like their eyes… their points of view crack me up. So basically, if one of them posts a caption, they tend to win. Does that suck for the rest of you?

When You Want Some Tickle in the Shower

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? Also, I finally posted a little page with the “rules” of the contest. Here they are if needed: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

Last Week’s Winner: With a last-minute, middle-of-the-night post, Braden pulls off the win. Ha! Now I have an image of a cat attempting to hide from Jane although, in real life, it’s the opposite and Jane prefers to hide from cats. Way to go, Braden. You have a gift with captions. Truly.

Nobody Tells Me Never…

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The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Weeknot-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

Last Week’s Winner: Way to go Braden. It’s really tough to win when you’re the only comment. Great jo-arb! I was initially hoping Grumma would step up and post a comment about how the pie is “to die for,” but I must admit that it was strange humor that Braden said obituary pie is made of people. Dead people?

*And by GO!, I mean COMMENT!

Little Guy’s All Tuckered Out

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Weeknot-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

Last Week’s Winner: So it was a really close one this week. I couldn’t seem to choose so I enlisted some non-biased votes from people who don’t read my blog. I was going to say from some friends at work, but um, yeah… they don’t read my blog (except for Maren, who reads my blog and is therefore my sister-friend). Okay, so back to the winner. When it came down to it Braden inched by just barely. And really, since he posted the 777th comment on my blog, he deserves a win for that. If my parents hadn’t cleaned out their garage since I ran track in 6th grade, I’d totally find my third place ribbon from a 100 meter dash and hand it over as a prize. (I keep the first prize ribbons from the 400 meter dashes, thank you very much.) So, way to go Braden and close call Emily and Clancy. So close.

*And by GO!, I mean COMMENT!