I know, I know, this is terrible that I would stick up such personal health information on the world wide web and attach it to my name. Yikes! I’m just asking for somebody to impersonate me. But can you blame them? I mean, if I wasn’t me, I’d want to be me, too.
Because, I have a floating bone chipped off of my tibia (or is it fibula? we don’t learn those things in English classes) below my left ankle. And that’s just one of the many, fabulous injuries I have. They’re great because they all equate to great stories. They’re great because I tell them and let me tell you, I know how to tell a great story. Great.
I also have a great, personal website so check me out: Lauren Elkins.