The roshambo wedding

This story is long (hence: epic). I submitted it to a writer's contest, but didn't win, so I suppose my rejects go on my blog! It was one of the early dates I went on with my now husband, Nathan. It felt like an episode of Seinfeld to me. I met some of my favorite …

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Video for Noah!

Because last week, there weren't enough running birds...

Geese Marathon

Tell me you didn't laugh audibly at this.

Apparently, I Know A Model

Braden sent me a link to this website with some pretty cool bikes. See it in the sidebar of my blog? Yeah. Try clicking on it and see if you recognize the black guy in one of the pics...

Pool Shark

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I’ve Left the Island

I hate to break it to ya, but I can no longer tell you about misfit toys on Sundays. The area of the island I was attending these past few months was a rather unfriendly area and after nobody ever gave me something to do (a.k.a. a calling), I decided it was time to bail. …

An Unknown Toy on the Island

Okay, fine. Go ahead, internet. Blame me because you’re right: it probably IS all my fault that I STILL don't know people in my new ward nor do they really talk to me. But one of the things that I liked the MOST about my old ward is that the regulars would go out of …

Typical Hollywood Plot: New Girl Gets Befriended by Sweet Spirits

Sunday, I relocated to a new location on the Island of the Misfit Toys. This new location has twice as many women as men and currently lacks any humor in Gospel Doctrine classes. Maybe they’ll call me as a teacher and I can change that. The relocation followed the plot of almost any given movie …

I lied to the internet about my departure from the Island

It’s true; I’m a terrible, no good person because I lied to the internet when I told you that I had slipped away from the Island of the Misfit Toys without even whispering good bye. I lied because of two things: one, I just relocated to a different location on that same island and, two, …

Farewell to the Misfit Toys

I imagined that when I left the island, there would be a large gathering of toys to send me off. But, it turns out, if you leave quietly near the end of Gospel Doctrine, nobody realizes that you’re gone for good. I could have stood up, demanded a little attention from the teacher and said, …