About

What do Texas governor Rick Perry, Tennessee congress woman Marsha Blackburn, Bill Clinton prosecutor Ken Starr, HGTV star Chip Gaines, and Comedy Central host Larry Wilmore have in common with me? We all sold books door-to-door for the Southwestern Advantage.

Some people call me Larrie. Some people call me Lauren.

I have an amazing husband who gets my jokes and used to write me poetry. Today, kids and work and maintaining a home take oodles of time.

We have two kiddos, a boy and a girl, just a perfect little family and everything is hunky dory. We never have tantrums, anger, disobedience, blowouts, sleepless nights, or even runny noses. Picture perfect.

We live in Bountiful, UT because up here on the hill, we have a lovely view of the sunset over the lake. Picture perfect.