“Koshka – obituary
Mom will take her in at 11:00.
She has been a good pet for 17 years. Looks like kidney failure and blindness. A family funeral lunch will be held at Chuck-a-Rama. RIP&RSVP” ~Dad
What better way to honor the death of our Siamese cat than by eating endless scones with honey butter? We’ll never know whether or not she was preceded in death by Coboka.