I’m chomping on Saltines right now.
Apparently, I want to make myself thirsty. Or reminisce about eating lots of these as a child and downing them with 7up on sick days. Yummy diet!
I’m not eating them today because I’m sick.
I’m eating them because they are there.
It’s 4:42 pm on a Friday. I just finished one of my tasks and don’t want to start up a new one this close to the start of a beautiful, holiday weekend.
So I’m trying to keep myself occupied. And I begin to eat Saltines.
I’m so hungry. They aren’t very filling. Why don’t I have a cheeseburger lying on the desk waiting to be consumed instead?
I can’t hear a THING over the crunching of my crackers.
Except for every time I hit the space bar. I have the LOUDEST space bar. Ask all my cube neighbors.
They aren’t making much noise right now, though.
Do you know what a quiet office means?
WHY ARE YOU STILL AT WORK WHEN IT’S SO QUIET?
Nobody else is here.
Go home already.
Who cares if it’s not 5:00 pm yet?
You’re salaried. You got your work done today.
Okay. I’m going home.
I need to get my costume ready for tonight.
I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!