It’s time for everyone’s favorite weekly installment of Larrie’s imaginary therapy session with her very smart, very imaginary doctor. Game on.
DOC: Welcome, welcome.
LRE: Thank you, thank you.
DOC: Glad you could make it this week.
LRE: Ah, gee, thanks, doc. But really, I make it every week… for the sake of my loyal blog readers.
DOC: How many loyal readers do you have?
LRE: A handful.
LRE: Yeah; just cuz they don’t really comment doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
DOC: Okay; go ahead and keep telling yourself that.
LRE: I will; thank you very much.
DOC: So should we get to my list of questions that we never got to last week?
LRE: You have a list of questions?
DOC: Well, sort of. And I didn’t actually have them from last week, but thanks to Shanny, I have them now.
LRE: Oh, so you really didn’t put any time into it, but just swiped a list of questions from my buddy ol’ pal’s blog?
LRE: Just so long as we know where you got them from.
DOC: Well, she said that any of the blogs linked to from her blog could do it and I was rather surprised that your blog was linked.
LRE: Why would you be surprised?
DOC: Because who would link to a blog like this?
LRE: The better question would be: WHO WOULDN’T?
DOC: Oh… right.
LRE: So do you want to discuss your borrowed list?
DOC: Yes, let’s.
LRE: Okay, I’m ready. Bring it.
DOC: All righty, dighty… the rule is that you have to give one word answers only.
LRE: Wow, seriously? You expect me to be laconic?
LRE: Do you realize who you’re talking to?
DOC: It’s all in your head, babe… it’ll be a good exercise for ya.
LRE: Right, sure. I’ll give it my bestest.
DOC: Ready? Okay… Where is your cell phone?
DOC: This will be hard for you, what with the lack of including a verb with your subject on that one, eh?
DOC: Right, right… where is your significant other?
DOC: Your hair color?
DOC: You’re not supposed to lie.
DOC: Your mother?
DOC: Your father?
DOC: I think you’re supposed to choose real words here, missy.
DOC: You’re doing well at being so laconic… Your favorite thing?
DOC: Your dream last night?
DOC: Wow, that’s unusual for you… right, next… Your dream/goal?
DOC: Ha… The room you’re in?
DOC: Your hobby?
DOC: Your fear?
DOC: Where do you want to be in 6 years?
DOC: What you’re not?
DOC: Hey, just because you say two words REAL FAST doesn’t make them one word.
DOC: One of your wish-list items?
DOC: Where were you last night?
DOC: Where you grew up?
DOC: The last thing you did?
DOC: What are you wearing?
DOC: Your TV?
DOC: Your pet?
DOC: Your computer?
DOC: Your mood?
DOC: Missing someone?
DOC: Your car?
DOC: Something you’re not wearing?
DOC: Favorite store?
DOC: Your summer?
DOC: Love someone?
DOC: Your favorite color?
DOC: When is the last time you laughed?
DOC: Last time you cried?
DOC: Really? You? Why?
DOC: That’s it; I’m done. Why’d you cry?
LRE: I’m really hungry… time for lunch.