How Cute is Master Larrie?

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? If you need the rules for this supposed-to-be-weekly contest, click here: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

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Last Contest’s Winner: I do believe this was the closest contest since the BEGINNING OF CAPTION CONTEST TIME. Wow. And the winner is… drum roll ta tat tat tat ta tat ratatatat… Meredith! Way to win that Mom. Just had to give it to the Panguitch reference. Too good.

This Season, It’s All About High Hair

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? If you need the rules for this supposed-to-be-weekly contest, click here: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

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Last Contest’s Winner: Hip hip pooray for Janet. I still type that phrase because of her: “hip hip pooray.” She was by far the most entertaining coworker ever in the IM world. Also entertaining in real life, but she had a gift for the witty written remarks. Way to win former Diet Coke buddy.

Three Cheers for Fall

Yes, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted one of these, but we’re back! Bring on the comments for this week’s caption contest. Isn’t Liberty Park pretty in the fall?

When You Want Some Tickle in the Shower

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? Also, I finally posted a little page with the “rules” of the contest. Here they are if needed: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

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Last Week’s Winner: With a last-minute, middle-of-the-night post, Braden pulls off the win. Ha! Now I have an image of a cat attempting to hide from Jane although, in real life, it’s the opposite and Jane prefers to hide from cats. Way to go, Braden. You have a gift with captions. Truly.

Self-Portraits of a Four-Year-Old

Submit your captions for this week’s caption contest in the comments below. Winner will be praised next week.

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Jarv read the captions from last week’s contest to my family after Sunday dinner. Judging by the amount of laughter, there were many quality submissions. GOOD WORK PEOPLE. With that said, here are the top three captions judging by the amount of laughter.

First place: CLANCY! It was the little addition at the end of her comment about the tiny shovel. That was the punch line that brought out the guffaws. High five, Clanc! Note on Clancy: she’s the coolest blogging, landlording, raising childrening, Idahoan I know.

Second place: Janet. In the words of Seinfeld, coming in as 2nd place means that you’re the #1 loser. But at least you’re a funny one! Jarv even read your comment with the right pirate-y accent. Note on Janet: I miss diet coke breaks.

Third place: Emily. The good, former stake president (my dad) chuckled the most at this once, referencing the parable of the mule. Note on Emily: She’s a great blogger, too, so check her out, mmkay?

Dad’s Cell Phone Pic of the Week Submission

Thanks for the submission, Dad!

Now I must admit that I’ve grown a wee bit weary of posting about the caption contest each week so eventually, I’ll just post the rules on a static page somewhere. You regulars already know what they are so go ahead and post a caption… you have ONE WEEK.

And last week’s winner is: Jarv! Way to go, bro. It wasn’t all that great of a caption, but whatever. You won anyway. Just because you posted a comment, really. You have to encourage behavior if you want it to be repeated, right?

There’s A Whole Lotta Blue Here

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: Clancy Pants pulls off the win with a narrow victory. Way to go girlfriend. It’s all about who makes me laugh the most. It was a good week for submissions.

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And by GO, I mean COMMENT.

Nobody Tells Me Never…

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: Way to go Braden. It’s really tough to win when you’re the only comment. Great jo-arb! I was initially hoping Grumma would step up and post a comment about how the pie is “to die for,” but I must admit that it was strange humor that Braden said obituary pie is made of people. Dead people?

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*And by GO!, I mean COMMENT!

Mmm, Obituary Pie… Why is it Called Obituary Pie?

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: Zedd! Way to be Zedd… one of my favorite friends on Twitter, too, who offers me advice about how to one day be almost as geeky as he is. What a winner!

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*And by GO!, I mean COMMENT!

The Remains of the Cake

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: Hooray, beer! Wait, that’s not what I meant to say. Hooray, Jarv! Big brother’s sugar snooze peas comment WINS. Nice work. Now here’s your prize: a little praise from your little sister, Larrie. Jarv’s my big brother who always put up with me trying to be like him, whether it was copying his cartoons, tagging along with his college buddies (when I was a dorky high school kid), or crashing his party when he lived in Indiana/California/Arizona. Now, I just try and convince his kids that I’m their coolest aunt, but the competition is fierce and Jarv had to go and name his latest daughter after their Aunt Marens. Whatever.

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*And by GO!, I mean COMMENT!