When You Want Some Tickle in the Shower

Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? Also, I finally posted a little page with the “rules” of the contest. Here they are if needed: Caption Contest Rules Shmules.

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Last Week’s Winner: With a last-minute, middle-of-the-night post, Braden pulls off the win. Ha! Now I have an image of a cat attempting to hide from Jane although, in real life, it’s the opposite and Jane prefers to hide from cats. Way to go, Braden. You have a gift with captions. Truly.

Nobody Tells Me Never…

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The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: Way to go Braden. It’s really tough to win when you’re the only comment. Great jo-arb! I was initially hoping Grumma would step up and post a comment about how the pie is “to die for,” but I must admit that it was strange humor that Braden said obituary pie is made of people. Dead people?

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Apparently, I Know A Model

Braden sent me a link to this website with some pretty cool bikes. See it in the sidebar of my blog? Yeah. Try clicking on it and see if you recognize the black guy in one of the pics…

Little Guy’s All Tuckered Out

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The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-™ is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: So it was a really close one this week. I couldn’t seem to choose so I enlisted some non-biased votes from people who don’t read my blog. I was going to say from some friends at work, but um, yeah… they don’t read my blog (except for Maren, who reads my blog and is therefore my sister-friend). Okay, so back to the winner. When it came down to it Braden inched by just barely. And really, since he posted the 777th comment on my blog, he deserves a win for that. If my parents hadn’t cleaned out their garage since I ran track in 6th grade, I’d totally find my third place ribbon from a 100 meter dash and hand it over as a prize. (I keep the first prize ribbons from the 400 meter dashes, thank you very much.) So, way to go Braden and close call Emily and Clancy. So close.

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Day 10: Alerting my Niche

Apparently, to keep doing these “Build a Better Blog” tasks, I really need to figure out what in the world my blog’s niche is. I have no clue.

Therefore, I will not be setting up ‘Alerts’ to monitor what is happening in my unknown niche. Looks like I’m skipping another one of the tasks. My blog will suffer, I’m sure.

On to more entertaining things: CAPTION CONTESTS!

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-TM is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: It’s a picture of ducks. Said ducks all came running from the bushes when I was walking to an acquaintances apartment. They just kept coming and coming. Correction: They weren’t so much running as they were waddling rapidly and these rapid waddling ducks converged on me. I was on the phone with my dad and told him, “I have to go; the ducks are coming.” I hung up. I took a picture. I later posted it on my blog and wondered if anybody would comment.

Did you read the comments? I laughed, AUDIBLY, at most of them. Truly, madly, deeply, they were funny. You guys should write my blog instead of me.

And now that I’ve rambled on long enough without telling you who the winner is, do you want to know? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Have you already looked ahead and aren’t even reading these here superfluous words? Fine, here it is. The winner is Braden. Again. It was punningly beautiful. Also, he posted a picture of a kiwi less than an hour after I made my joke about what happens when you eat a bad kiwi… you have to pee-wee. He had no idea I’d made that superb joke. He was prompted by the internet humor spirit to post his kiwi: “A kiwi a day keeps the frownies away.”

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We used to go down the stairs in plastic laundry baskets

Enter the CAPTION CONTEST now!

The Sciolist Cell Phone Pic of the Week^not-TM is published each week with the intent to entice readers to comment. This is accomplished with a CONTEST! The winner will receive a blog nod in the following week’s post-what a TREMENDOUS prize. Entering is easy. Just click on Comment below, fill in the identification information requested and enter your caption for the above picture as your comment. You have until Larrie posts the following Wednesday’s pic to enter.

Ready… GO!*

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Last Week’s Winner: This was an EXTREMELY difficult choice. I almost gave it for the best word: dankest, or for making a joke that included a mention of PHI, but in the end, the precious blog nod prize goes to the comment that was the driest humor: Braden. Here’s my shout out: He’s a current resident on the island of the misfit toys (my old singles ward) mentioned here. Now I have to actually pay attention in church; so sad. And on most days, he takes a picture at eleven and posts it on The Eleventh Hour. I like the name. Ever read that book? It’s a good one. (He’s also mentioned on my Cast of Characters, which I haven’t updated for a while, but it’s still cool for you if you’re on there.)

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